Whoaaahoho! Calm down there Admiral Autist.
First off, what's this "I" shit? I'm criticising that OC, not you. Although it wouldn't be hard to now.
Secondly, that's a mighty fine number of questions to answer, but I can easily say No to pretty much all of that. I just think it's awful, end o' story
Finally, drink some decaf next time before getting on the internet, jeeeezus.